Victor Clooney
Jack Lemmon
Trabucco
Walter Matthau
Mexican Maid
Bette Raya
Hippy Husband
Ronnie Sperling
Pregnant Wife
Suzie Galler
Newscaster
John Schubeck
Lieutenant #1
Ed Begley Jr.
Lieutenant #2
Frank Farmer
Highway Patrolman #1
Tom Kindle
Highway Patrolman #2
Biff Manard
Nurse
Charlotte Stewart
Saleswoman
Neile Adams
Celia Clooney
Paula Prentiss
Cashier
Myrna Dell
News Announcer
Gene Price
Barney Pritzig
Ben Lessy
Matron
Patti Jerome
Man in Robe
Gary Allen
Female Patient
Frances Bay
Policeman
Dean Bruce
Rod Gist
Steve Hershon
Orderly
John Cutler
Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot
Klaus Kinski
Gentleman
Billy Beck
Reporter #1
David Carlile
Reporter #2
Archie Lang
Reporter #3
Regina Leeds
Reporter #4
Frank Dent
SWAT Team Member
Timothy Sullivan
Leopold Schuster
Troy Melton
Housewife
June Smaney
Lady
Lorna Thayer
Polynesian Girl
Jennifer Fajardo
Capt. Hubris
Dana Elcar
Native
Patrick Bishop
Wendell Titcomb
Eddie, the Bellhop
Miles Chapin
Assistant Manager
Michael Ensign
Receptionist
Joan Shawlee
Rudy 'Disco' Gambola
Fil Formicola
Kowalski
C.J. Hunt
Original Music Composer
Lalo Schifrin
Theatre Play
Francis Veber
Writer
I. A. L. Diamond
Director
Billy Wilder
Associate Producer
Charles Matthau
Casting
Fern Champion
Second Assistant Director
Deborah A. Dell'Amico
Unit Production Manager
Lynn Guthrie
Makeup Artist
Ron Snyder
Stephen Abrums
First Assistant Director
Gary Daigler
Second Unit Director
Hairstylist
Dorothea Long
Maurice Marks
Director of Photography
Harry Stradling Jr.
Pamela Basker
Editor
Argyle Nelson Jr.
Producer
Jay Weston
Executive Producer
Alain Bernheim
Production Design
Daniel A. Lomino
Set Decoration
Cloudia Rebar