Lt. Frank Drebin
Leslie Nielsen
Jane Spencer
Priscilla Presley
Dunwell
Peter Mark Richman
Ted Olsen
Ed Williams
George Bush
John Roarke
Barbara Bush
Margery Jane Ross
John Sununu
Peter Van Norden
Winnie Mandela
Gail Neely
Blues Singer
Colleen Fitzpatrick
Mrs. Redmond
Sally Rosenblatt
Crackhouse Cop
Alexander Folk
Mariachi
Jose Gonzales-Gonzales
Ed Hocken
George Kennedy
TV Reporter
Larry McCormick
Barbecue Dad
Cliff Bemis
Barbecue Mom
D.D. Howard
TV Commercial Announcer
William Woodson
Mel Tormé
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States and Mrs. Bush."
Bill Chemerka
"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."
Christopher J. Keene
"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."
Ken Kerman
"It's 4 minutes too slow."
Al Fann
Nordberg
O.J. Simpson
"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."
Tom McGreevey
"Always nice to see nice people."
James Gilstrap
"You pigs...say your prayers."
"Weird Al" Yankovic
"Is this some kind of bust?"
Gina Mastrogiacomo
"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."
Jeff Wright
"Your coat, sir?"
C. Lindsay Workman
"Phone call, Commissioner"
John Stevens
"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"
Gokul
"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."
Charlotte Zucker
"He's wired!"
Don Pugsley
Quentin Hapsburg
Robert Goulet
"¡Ojala que se mejoré pronto!"
Carlos Betancourt
"Recuerdos a todos."
Bernardo Márquez
"¿Puede decirme donde esta la casa de musica?"
Margarito Mendoza
"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"
Lee Terri
"Yeah!"
Claude Jay McLin
"Let's get him."
Manny Perry
Alex Zimmerman
"You're on my groin."
Raynor Scheine
"If that's your attitude, forget it."
John Fleck
Party Guest
Susan Breslau
Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker
Richard Griffiths
Leslie Maier
Mr. Redmond
Ron Rosenblatt
Barbecue Daughter
Jennifer Kretchmer
Barbecue Boy
Ryan Harrison
Davy Crockett
David Zucker
Obstetrician
Robert K. Weiss
FBI Agent
Robert LoCash
Lab Technician
Burton Zucker
Lewis Friedman
Bob Reitman
Commissioner Brumford
Jacqueline Brookes
Gene Mueller
Gino Salomone
McTigue
Robert J. Elisberg
Slave to the Composer
Mindy Newborn
Lady in Waiting
Jan Campbell
Wendy Hogan
Hector Savage
Anthony James
Baggett
Lloyd Bochner
Fenzwick
Tim O'Connor
Stunts
Jeff Ramsey
Original Music Composer
Ira Newborn
J.P. Romano
Charlie Brewer
Peter McKernan
Writer
Pat Proft
Sonia Izzolena
Steve Hart
Al Goto
Shawn Patrick Lane
David Powledge
Bobby Burns
Mary Peters
Eugene Collier
Allan Graf
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Gary C. Bourgeois
Executive Producer
Jerry Zucker
Original Series Creator
Donna Garrett
Producer
Second Unit Director
Peewee Piemonte
Gary Littlejohn
Roydon Clark
Eric Norris
Production Design
John J. Lloyd
Choreographer
Miranda Garrison
James Winburn
Ted Grossman
Neil Summers
Jim Abrahams
Director
Director of Photography
Robert M. Stevens
Editor
Christopher Greenbury
James R. Symons
Co-Producer
John D. Schofield
Gil Netter
Set Decoration
Mickey S. Michaels
Costume Designer
Taryn De Chellis
Makeup Artist
James R. Scribner
Stephen Abrums
Hairdresser
Joy Zapata
Susan Zietlow-Maust
Unit Production Manager
Second Assistant Director
Verónica González Rubio
First Assistant Director
John T. Kretchmer
Don Digirolamo
Supervising Sound Editor
F. Hudson Miller
Adam Jenkins
George Watters II
Special Effects
Roy Arbogast
Phil Adams
Phil Chong
Bud Davis
Lila Finn
Jadie David
Kristi Frankenheimer
Cindy Folkerson
Alan Graff
Steve Geray
Vincent Mazella Jr.
Bill McIntosh
Dwayne McGee
Jane McKernan
Peter McKernan Sr.
Laurence Todd Rosenthal
George Marshall Ruge
Kaye Wade
Camera Operator
Allen D. Easton
Joseph E. Thibo
Chief Lighting Technician
Leslie J. Kovacs
Script Supervisor
Nancy Hopton
Title Designer
Douy Swofford