Narrator
Kadeem Hardison
Rex
Kato Kaelin
Neandra
Leilani Fideler
Cavegirl #4
Annie Milligan
Poppy
Molly Elizabeth Ring
Model
Ella Devine
Dina
Miranda Robin
Kansas Bowling
Anaconda
Natasha Halevi
Po / Model
Parker Love Bowling
Himself
Rodney Bingenheimer
The Butcher
Dwayne Marion Johnson
Cavegirl #2
Elysia Richards
Cavegirl #3
Alexis Codding
Alyssa Baric
Director
Writer
Executive Producer
Lloyd Kaufman
Kenzie Givens