Ernest P. Worrell
Jim Varney
Barry
Cylk Cozart
Head Guard
Douglas Newell
Mr. Ellis
Henry O. Watson
Jackie
Brenda Crichlow
Dr. Love
Lossen Chambers
Opponent 1
Charles Payne
Erma
Stevie Vallance
Kid
Stuart Davidson
Bobby
Chris Turner
Johnny
Myles Ferguson
Ref
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Quincy
Aaron Joseph
Bicyclist
David Jacox
Old Lady
Babe Dolan
Spaghetti Man
Jim Dunn
Spaghetti Woman
Vanessa Paris
Krader Stuntman
Bill Lawrence
Chef
George Josef
Crystal Man
Brent Woolsey
Announcer
Gerry Nairn
Medic
Charles Andre
ESPN Correspondent
Brian Arnold
Little Ernest
A.J. Bond
Archangel
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
T.J.
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
Willie
Lester Barrie
Tommy T.
Colin Lawrence
Walter
Richard Leacock
Mr. Moloch
Jay Brazeau
Writer
John Cherry
Director
Original Music Composer
Mark Adler
Daniel Butler
Rigging Supervisor
Terry Arthur
Editor
Craig Bassett
Chris Ellis
Director of Photography
David Geddes