Thomas J. 'Tom' Meade

Bob Hope

Didi

Elke Sommer

Lt. Schwartz

Benny Baker

Stagehand

Walter Mathews

Mrs. Martha Meade

Marjorie Lord

Lily

Phyllis Diller

Pepe Pepponi

Cesare Danova

Switchboard Operator

Joyce Jameson

Titus Zeale

Norman Leavitt

Doris Meade

Terry Burnham

Larry Meade

Kevin Burchett

Detective Shawn Regan

Kelly Thordsen

Director

George Marshall

Writer

George Kennett

Story

George Beck

Director of Photography

Lionel Lindon

Editor

Grant Whytock

Producer

Edward Small