The Beauty
Melissa Evers
Super Sausage
Al Goldstein
Neanderthal Man
Ronnie Love
Miss Crabtree
Erica Eaton
Herself
Honeysuckle Divine
The Narrator
Jim Buckley
Worried Mother
Darby Lloyd Rains
Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri
Jody Maxwell
Screw Newsstand Vendor
Marc Stevens
Writer
Director