Jake Puloski
Rodney Dangerfield
Eli Rockwood
Randy Quaid
Waitress
Nell Carter
Farmer
Blake Clark
Rusty
Leo Rossi
Veronica
Yeardley Smith
Lance
Kevin West
Sheriff Hubbard
Harland Williams
Jojo
Joey Diaz
Doctor
Jeff Altman
Party Girl
Diannah Bays
Guard #1
Roger Behr
Gloria Beaumont
Kirstie Alley
Jerk Off
Marty Belafsky
Mabel
Anne Bellamy
Strip Club Patron
P. Daddy Cohen
Wilson
Rick Ducommun
Herbert
Carmen Filpi
Carlos
Jsu Garcia
Priest
Rance Howard
Man with Ears Wife
Ron Jeremy
Gate Guard
Charles T. Kanganis
Mile Away
Phil LaMarr
Next Week
Paul Rodríguez
Deputy
Sam Lloyd
Guard #2
Bob Marley
Female Contestant
Laura McCoy Basil
Ears
Joe Nipote
Guard #3
Harris Peet
Masseuse
Michelle Ruben
Debbi
Olivia Summers
Inmate #1
Joe Tamaska
Salesman
Dave Tyree
Little girl in department store
Morgan Reese
Robert Wade
Ed Begley Jr.
Inmate (uncredited)
Troy Aguayo
Inmate in Yard and Dance (uncredited)
Paul R. Ambrose
Band Member (uncredited)
Keith Biondi
Inmate #3 (uncredited)
Neil Brown Jr.
Stripper (uncredited)
Kelly Fire
Chantz Fortune
Prison Guard (uncredited)
Sean T. James
Texas Ranger (uncredited)
Lance Lanfear
Eric Marinho
Muscle Inmate (uncredited)
Mighty Mike Murga
Security Guard
Gilbert Gottfried
Candy
Lisa Arturo
Game Show Host
Louie Anderson
Himself
Michael Bolton
Smitty
Tony Cox
Producer
Joseph Merhi
Director of Photography
Ken Blakey
Writer
Original Music Composer
Christopher Lennertz
Director
Harry Basil
Executive Producer
Nick N. Raslan
David Shoshan
Editor
Stephen Adrianson
Art Direction
Helen Harwell
Production Design
John Larena