Andrew Largeman
Zach Braff
Sam
Natalie Portman
Tim
Jim Parsons
Kenny
Michael Weston
Olivia
Ann Dowd
Titembay
Ato Essandoh
Albert
Denis O'Hare
Kelly
Trisha LaFache
Karl Benson
Geoffrey Arend
Restaurant Manager
George C. Wolfe
Waiter
Austin Lysy
Young Hollywood Guy
Gary Gilbert
Gideon Largeman
Ian Holm
Obnoxious Girl
Jill Flint
Gleason Party Drunk
Christopher Carley
Dana
Amy Ferguson
Pam
Wynter Kullman
Faye
Debbon Ayer
Neurology Receptionist
Yvette Mercedes
Mrs. Lubin
Jayne Houdyshell
Handi-World Cashier
Soara-Joye Ross
Man Having Sex
Joe Bacino
Peeping Tom
Seth Michael May
Mark
Peter Sarsgaard
Busboy
Kenneth Graymez
Teen in Hallway
Ryan B. Moschetti
Hooker
Tracey Antosiweicz
Arthur-the-Dog
Ice
Masturbating Dog
Magoo
Herself - News 12 New Jersey News Anchor (voice) (archive footage)
Janine Strafaci
Himself - News 12 New Jersey News Anchor (archive footage)
Kurt Siegelin
Carol
Jean Smart
Jesse
Armando Riesco
Aunt Sylvia Largeman
Jackie Hoffman
Diego
Method Man
Dave
Alex Burns
Dr. Cohen
Ron Leibman
Screenplay
Director
Makeup Artist
Evelyne Noraz
Set Decoration
Heather Loeffler
Costume Design
Michael Wilkinson
Editor
Myron Kerstein
Production Design
Judy Becker
Executive Producer
Michael Shamberg
Director of Photography
Lawrence Sher
Producer
Stacey Sher
Danny DeVito
Line Producer
Ann Ruark
Richard Klubeck
William H. Brown
Dan Halsted
Casting
Avy Kaufman
Original Music Composer
Chad Fischer
Pamela Abdy
Art Direction
Laura Ballinger
Alexi Murdoch
Hairstylist
Corinna Woodcock
Gianna Sparacino