Rick Whitehead
David Gobble
Carlos
Fard Muhammad
God
Sarah Gobble
Young Rick
Aidan Bart
Terry
Nash Bozard
Father Jenkins
Flynn Hanners
Rick's Mom
Jillian Zurawski
Praying Man
Ed Smith
Gabe
Christopher Proffitt
Ned and Stacey
Trevor Ollech
Internet Neckbeard
Brian Irving
TV Cameraman
Sean Wilburn
Elizabeth Howard Grace
Allison Pregler
TV Producer
Ed Glaser
Heaven's Stage Manager
Joe Means
Dana
Allison Means
Maid of Honor
Tia Spencer
Christopher Hitchens (voice)
Scott Spencer
Internet Commentor 1
Rob Sheehan
Internet Commenter 2
Cory Lyle Vinderslev
Internet Commentor 3
Eric Gaspard
Internet Commentor 4
Ryan Mitchelle
Internet Commenter 5
Michael Schiciano
Santa Christ
Rob Walker
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Patrick Buss
Internet Neckbeard (uncredited)
Louie Corbo
Bush (uncredited)
Meagan Rachelle
Patrick Thatcher
Omar
Omar Ahmed
Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski
Doug Walker
The Devil
Malcolm Ray
Willy Whitehead
Brad Jones
Burton Burpo
Brian Lewis
Ranger Buckman
Zachary La Voy
Darlene
Tamara Lynn Chambers
Songs
Robbie Rist
Anthony C. Ferrante
Line Producer
Writer
Executive Producer
Gaffer
Zachary Alsen
Sound Mixer
Nicholas Price
Production Design
First Assistant Camera
Kein Bartlett
Production Assistant
Co-Producer
Colorist
AJ Young
Digital Imaging Technician
Jeremy Goeckner
Editor
Alex Bigley
First Assistant Director
Director of Photography
Music
Costume Design
LaChelle Hunt
Sound Recordist
Director
Producer