Funny Cow
Maxine Peake
Mike/Funny Calf's Dad
Stephen Graham
Funny Calf
Macy Shackleton
Funny Calf (Aged 20s)
Hebe Beardsall
Bob (Aged 20s)
Tom Gibbons
Young Mike
Ashton Steele
Ventriloquist
Vic Reeves
Colin Pine
John Bishop
Jacques LeCock
Graham Hughes
Cream aka Rodney Chittingdon
Richard Hawley
Coffee
Corinne Bailey Rae
Crookes Club Concert Secretary
Bobby Knutt
Funny Calf's Mum
Christine Bottomley
Jeff
Kevin Rowland
Landlord
Dominic Brunt
Old Man
Duggie Brown
Dial House Concert Secretary
Robert Curtis
Dial House Heckler
Steven E Harris
Geraldine
Kate Russell-Smith
Mad Woman
Jayne Bickerton
Fat K.
Steve Money
Janet
Kay Boggett
Soft Mick
Jake Holdsworth
Angus
Paddy Considine
Young Kev
Danny Hawley
Liam
Alfie Graham
Debs
Grace Graham
Girl
Lissi Brook
Big Girl
Lily Jones Adkin
Big Boy
Calvin Cawood
Himself
Bilko
Bob
Tony Pitts
Lenny
Alun Armstrong
Funny Cow's Mum
Lindsey Coulson
Danny
Kevin Eldon
Jean
Hannah Walters
Margaret
Diane Morgan
Stunt Coordinator
Paul Kennington
Director
Adrian Shergold
Writer
Executive Producer
Steadicam Operator
Roger Tooley
Original Music Composer
VFX Editor
Andie Davies
Director of Photography
Tony Slater-Ling
Producer
Kevin Proctor
Charlotte Arden
Mark Vennis
Production Design
Candida Otton
Editor
Tania Reddin
Costume Design
John Krausa
Cinematography
Stunts
Lyndon S. Hellewell