Cesare "Faina" Proietti

Christian De Sica

Giacomo "Bin" Colombo

Massimo Boldi

Self

Martina Colombari

Self

Carlo Conti

Self

Carmen Di Pietro

Self

Natalia Estrada

Self

Anna Falchi

Self

Emilio Fede

Self

Tiziana Ferrario

Self

Gabriel Garko

Self

Eva Grimaldi

Self

Claudio Lippi

Ugo "King" Conti

Diego Abatantuono

Self

Valeriano Longoni

Self

Valeria Mazza

Self

Maurizio Mosca

Self

Alessandro Nesta

Self

Brigitte Nielsen

Self

Alba Parietti

Self

Sandro Paternostro

Self

Luana Ravegnini

Self

Vittorio Sgarbi

Self

Mara Venier

Remo "Er Patata" Cartocci

Roberto Brunetti

Self

Ela Weber

Fidanzato Elenoire Casalegno

Paolo Conticini

Marito Anna Falchi

Roberto Farnesi

Amica Ela Weber

Barbara Chiappini

Segretaria Alba Parietti

Patrizia Loreti

Chirurgo

Stefano Antonucci

Cameriere hotel

Brando De Sica

Toni

Ugo Conti

Infermiera nido

Morena De Pasquale

Fidanzato Brigitte Nielsen

Max Parodi

Ciro "3000" Cuccuriello

Nino D'Angelo

Vecchia suora

Sacha Darwin

Bagnino

Carlo De Palma

Leonardo DiCaprio (voice)

Francesco Pezzulli

Bénédicte

Elise Tielrooy

Puerpera (uncredited)

Cetti Arancio

(uncredited)

Pietro Bertone

(uncredited)

Raul Bolanos

(uncredited)

Walter Leonardi

(uncredited)

Silvio Muccino

Stefania (uncredited)

Cristina Parovel

Self

Ramona Bădescu

Infermiera (uncredited)

Aline Pilato

Capo Bodyguard Anna Falchi (uncredited)

Massimo Pittarello

Rambo (uncredited)

Romano Sommadossi

Self

Rino Barillari

Self

Aldo Biscardi

Self

Nathalie Caldonazzo

Self

Elenoire Casalegno

Director

Neri Parenti

Story

Neri Parenti

Screenplay

Neri Parenti

Producer

Aurelio De Laurentiis

Executive Producer

Maurizio Amati

Editor

Sergio Montanari

Director of Photography

Carlo Tafani

Production Design

Maria Stilde Ambruzzi

Original Music Composer

Bruno Zambrini

Costume Design

Vera Cozzolino

Unit Production Manager

Matteo De Laurentiis