Eddie Van Helsing
Malcolm McDowell
Victor
Iggy Pop
Tyler
Paul Anthony
Sam
Mike Lobel
Hugo
Chris Ratz
Susan
Nicole de Boer
Danielle
Barbara Mamabolo
Club Bouncer
Carole Pope
Waitress
Calico Cooper
Adam Kenneth Wilson
Anand Rajaram
Joe Pingue
Rockin' Roger
Henry Rollins
Jerry
Danny Smith
Bartender
Alice Cooper
Jennifer
Jessica Paré
Jeff
Dave Foley
Beef
Moby
Joey
Rob Stefaniuk
Border Guard
Alex Lifeson
Queenie
Dimitri Coats
Director
Writer
Stunts
Stephannie Hawkins