Inspector Flint
Mel Smith
Henry Wilt
Griff Rhys Jones
Gladden
Tony Mathews
Cranham
Charles Lawson
Mrs. Bulstrode
Gabrielle Blunt
Mossop
Edward Clayton
Macari
Jeffrey Chiswick
Mrs. McClaren
Julia McCarthy
Mr. Yeo
Geoffrey McGivern
Manageress
Tai Ling
Vice Principal
Christopher Saul
Ms Clinch
Barbara Hicks
Eva
Alison Steadman
Board
Adam Bareham
Science Teacher
Ian Barritt
Japanese Visitor
Togo Igawa
Jessell
Fergus McLarnon
Figgis
Mark Monero
Gilmore
Sam Smart
Student
Christopher Priest
Miss Leuchars
Josephine Tewson
Farmiloe
Ken Drury
Boffin
David Quilter
Dr Pittman
Roger Lloyd Pack
WPC Longman
Debra Hearst
WPC Duncan
Beccy Wright
Constable
Dan Hildebrand
Adam
Don Williams
Dee-Jay
Billy Geraghty
Party Guest
Imogen Claire
Peter Gluckstein
Gina McKee
Neville Phillips
Ann Queensberry
Sally
Diana Quick
Urwin
Jim Dunk
Barney
Sidney Livingstone
Driver
Stewart Harwood
Reporter
John Melainey
Boy who sticks his tongue out
Alex Scurr
Hugh
Jeremy Clyde
Dave
Roger Allam
Rev. Froude
David Ryall
Braintree
Dermot Crowley
Treadaway
John Normington
Original Music Composer
Anne Dudley
Director
Michael Tuchner
Novel
Tom Sharpe
Screenplay
Andrew Marshall
David Renwick
Director of Photography
Norman G. Langley
Editor
Chris Blunden
Production Design
Leo Austin
Art Direction
Diane Dancklefsen
Richard Elton
Costume Design
Elizabeth Waller
Clapper Loader
Tim Wooster