Host
Michael Opelka
Himself
Lloyd Kaufman
Tromette
Traci Mann
Samuel Z. Arkoff
John G. Avildsen
Stan Lee
Dee Dee Ramone
Andrew Stevens
Michael Herz
Joe Franklin
Edna Perlmutter
Debbie Rochon
Gorgeous Guy / Toxic Avenger
Ron Fazio
Gorgeous Gal / Tromette
Theresa Lynn
Tromatized Host
Phil Rivo
J.J. North
Joan Gerardi
Director
Jeffrey W. Sass