Marcellus Roberts
Chris Warren
Ellis Tillman
Lauren Pritchard
Rosa
Lauren Adams
Brian
Kurt Metzger
Father Scott
Joseph D'Onofrio
Grady / Pythagoras
Brian Myers
Theo
Andres Quintero
Violet
Shannon McBride
Vicky
Stacey Raymond
Perry
Keith McMahon
Randy
James Boz
Piper
Georgia Warner
Michelle
Lauren Moore
Wooly
Richard McNulty
Kony
Michael Jones
Donna
Ronda Swindell
Michelle's Dad
Vincent Leong
D.J.
Anthony Natoli
Chamique Holdsclaw
Santa Claus
James Dewees
Videographer
S. Hamza Ahmad
Tony
Roberto Becerra
Fitzroy
Finn McGee
Joe Murphy
Peter Gilroy
Maxwell Glick / Mr. Cheezy Pop
Maxwell Glick
Flower Girl
Giavana Heil
Frank Iero
Valet
Benjamin Levitt
Annet
Annet Mahendru
Michelle's Brother
Kevin Mei
Bartender #2
Sean Murray
John Nolan
Swoggle
Dylan Postl
Casey Thayer
Chris Viemeister
Wedding Band Singer
Dan Pursino
Lenore
Linda Scharf-Nolan
Bull
James Smith
Andrew W.K.
Barista
Kerv Wilder
Mary Kate Wiles
Tay Zonday
Cameron
Jill Durso
Booker Roberts
Shabazz Green
Lera
Nicole Scotto
Kenny Buccari
Ryan Karels
Amelia
Desi Domo
Sound Mixer
Ethan Magee
Writer
Jason Michael Brescia
Director