Mark Bannister
John Larroquette
Jessie Bannister
Kirstie Alley
C.K.
Aeryk Egan
Katy
Deborah Otto
Prick Automaton Cop
Mark Bringelson
Female Cop
Karen Kronwell
Karen Kelly
Heather McNair
Russell Fenn
Mark Manning
Field Reporter
Bob Sorenson
Shady Character Outside Strip Joint
Rob Camilletti
Mark's Secretary
Elizabeth Lang
Receptionist
Peppi Sanders
Fred
John Diehl
Kaminsky
Jay Bernard
Mailroom Employee
Frank Dworsky
Mailroom Runner
Rene L. Moreno
Chloroform
Deborah Swartz
Tom Cruise Girl Fan
Lisa Rubin
Tom Cruise Guy Fan
Hart Throb
Space People Eat My Mom And Dad
Aaron Berger
Fistful of Valium
Elaine Moe
Get Drunk
Loy Burns
Polka Man
Jack Edward
Claudia
Alison La Placa
Polka Lady
Pat Willoughby
Bust Somebody
Richard Alexander
Pump Iron
Francis Brooks
Meditation
Marlon Darton
Sex
Frieda Smith
Shoot 'Em
Jon Proudstar
Strangle 'Em
Mel Coleman
Cook 'Em in the Owen
Kimberly Steuter
Hide His Medication
Elizabeth Kneeland
Her Ancient Husband
Ed Peterson
Bernice
Jessica Lundy
Kindness
Grant Moran
Insulin
Michael Waltman
Hammer
Darwin Hall
Bean Dip
Karen DeConcini
Shiv
Earl Smith
Hit 'N' Run
Kevin Wadowski
His Car
Ethan Aronson
Kaddir (voice)
Michael Zand
Dr. Jack Penix O.B. Gyn (voice)
Jack Penix
Employee
Jonny Bliss
Jonathan
Bradley Gregg
Tourist
Rich Hopkins
Tv news cameraman
Michael Listorti
Street Thug
Earl W. Smith
Wes
Dennis Miller
Dale
Robert Ginty
Grindle
Wayne Tippit
Stark
Paul Eiding
Stunts
Annie Ellis
Original Music Composer
David Newman
Opening Title Sequence
Sally Cruikshank
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
David Parker
Director
Tom Ropelewski
Christine Anne Baur
Foley
Joan Rowe
Writer
Painter
Heather Lee
Grip
Director of Photography
Dennis C. Lewiston
Script Supervisor
Thomas Johnston