Dr. Charles Cherrypopper
Kevin Andre
Miss Sissy Motormouth
Michelle Magazine
Captain Sam Q. Sukatiddy
Jeffrey Hurst
Herself
Title Typist
Mr. Harry Flattout
Eric Edwards
The Machine
Question Marks
Dr. Tessy Tighttwat
Georgina Spelvin
Mr. Richard Slickson Cockpul
Harding Harrison
Ms. Elaine Ziptitz
Darby Lloyd Rains
Ms. Mary-Ann Lobglob
Susie Mathews
Ms. Cathy Thunderfart
Cindy West
Ms. Ginny Pullertit
Barbara Cole
Director
Roberta Findlay
Editor
Mike Kutchakokof
Music
Slim Pickins
Lyricist
Steve Ziplow
Walter E. Sear
Sound
Camera Operator