Himself - Host

Tony Danza

Self - Host

Michael Eisner

Self

Bebe Neuwirth

Self

Woody Harrelson

Cop

Chris Kinkade

Self

Art Linkletter

Young Woody

Brandon Maciel

Bob

Billy O'Sullivan

Self

Rhea Perlman

Self

George Wendt

Self

John Ratzenberger

Self

Will Smith

C-3PO Cinderella (Voice)

Anthony Daniels

Ernest

Jim Varney

Self

Annette Funicello

Miss Piggy (voice)

Frank Oz

Self

Ronald Reagan

Self

Robert Cummings

Dave

Chris Demetral

Various Characters

Charles Fleischer

Gonzo (voice)

Dave Goelz

Self

Kelsey Grammer

Director

John Landis

Writer

Nancy Guppy

Director of Photography

Steven Poster

Producer

Debra Hill

Writer

Joe Guppy

Producer

Cheryl Abood

Production Design

Daniel A. Lomino

Special Effects Coordinator

Gary Zink