Matthew
Matthew Ellsworth
Jason
Jason Ellsworth
Alejandro "Dream Guy"
Ben Palacios
Arthur
Arthur Harder
Matthew's Mom
Heidi Godt
Quizzical Employee
Sheila Marie Shostac
Homeless Wizard
Kai Cofer
Uber Driver
Justin Argueta
Self
Chumley
Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl
Liza Doll
Cop
Justin Bryant
Shark Stooges
Matthew Warren
Bernardo
Matteo Molinari
Disposable Security Guard
Tristan Ott
Amy
Jenn Liu
Josh
Josh Sterling
Diane / Main Shark
Shaun Landry
Anastasia "Bikini Girl"
Autumn Crockett
Bloody Hand
Anna Cantarelli
Billy "Boyfriend"
Christopher Tisa
Sharon
Diane Levy
Writer
Director
MaJaMa