Bill Williams
Tom Arnold
Aaron Roman
Eric Gores
Bill Goldberg
Pat O'Brien
Coach
Eric Dickerson
Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss
Charles Napier
Fake Reporter No. 2
Lisa Wilhoit
Melissa
Melissa Price
Maria
Brianne Davis
Receptionist
Melissa Steach
Jamie Lee Curtis
Penelope Spheeris
Susan Mandeville
Linda Hamilton
Arnold
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Davis Roman
Joe Mantegna
Johnny Bernstein
Henry Winkler
Guy Prince
Richard Edson
Shelby Roman
Shannon Elizabeth
Bonnie Roman
Brenda Strong
Arielle
Arielle Kebbel
Shaq
Shaquille O'Neal
Writer
Producer
Director
Brad Wyman
Art Direction
Nanci Roberts
Stunt Coordinator
John Ashker
Cinematography
Robert Seaman
Costume Design
Lynette Meyer
Editor
John Wesley Whitton
Casting
Ferne Cassel
Jan Northrop
Set Decoration
Maureen Osborne
Location Manager
Jennifer Dunne
Script Supervisor
Diane H. Newman
Music Editor
Steve Mccroskey
Production Design
Linda Spheeris