Ernestine
Myra Taylor
Alan Whittlebottom
Charles Fatone
Needham
Gary Moss
Ted Hemmings
Alan Jackson
Mayor Sam Klaus
Leroy Sweet
Dope Dealer
Carl B. Belfor
Lt. Harrigan
Dennis Haysbert
Kathy Baker
Freya Crane
Tony Whittlebottom
Gregg Perrie
Michael
Joseph Hardin
Himself
Peter Maravich
Lois Brown
Nina Scotti
Betty Washington
Paunita Nichols
Marsha
Laurene Landon
General
Dick Hardiman
Director
Michael A. DeGaetano
Writer
Alessandro De Gaetano