Poolboy
Kevin Sorbo
Ceasar
Danny Trejo
Sidney Moncrief
Ahmed Best
Kip Tippington
Paul Ben-Victor
Hot Hostess
Cherise Bangs
Miguel Santiago
Al Carabello
Bob
Robert Caso
Rita
Jennifer Elise Cox
Barry
Nick Thune
Officer Murdock
Gary Valentine
Officer Dalton
Matt Winston
Betsy Ross
Jean St. James
Saint James St. James
Ross Patterson
Lobster Girl
Rachel Ann Mullins
Bill Witherspoon
Richard Karn
New Rita
Jacqui Holland
Officer Houlihan / Lumberjack Billy Ryans
Bryan Krasner
Gil Highdecker
Courtney Gains
Joanna
Keena Ferguson
Paramedic Sir Larry Haverford
Brendan McCarthy
Adolf Hitler
Benton Jennings
Dr. Gelford
Braxton Davis
Poker Player
Joe Hang
Doug
Jason Mewes
Susan Thompson / Vietnamese Girl
Akira Lane
Jennifer Popagain
SANTANA
Rick Ferro
Diana Torres
Desi Lydic
Peters
Edi Patterson
Eduardo
Bryan Callen
Captain O'Malley
Mark Curry
Spider
Robert LaSardo
Karen
Alanna Ubach
Writer
Director
Garrett Brawith