John Bennett
Mark Wahlberg
Lori Collins
Mila Kunis
Narrator (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Norah Jones
Sam Jones
Sam J. Jones
Tom Skerritt
Young John
Bretton Manley
John's Dad
Ralph Garman
John's Mom
Alex Borstein
Alix
John Viener
Tanya
Laura Vandervoort
Asian Man "Ming"
Robert Wu
Ted (voice)
Seth MacFarlane
Gina
Ginger Gonzaga
Tracy
Jessica Stroup
Michelle
Melissa Ordway
Greenbaum Kid
Max Harris
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
Zane Cowans
Kid #2
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #3
Owen Clarke
Heavenly
Kristina Ellery
Cherene
Katelyn Lorren
Angelique
Chanty Sok
Rex
Joel McHale
Sauvignon Blanc
Sarah Fischer
Waitress
Cassie Djerf
Guy at Table #1
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #2
Pat Shea
Guy #1
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #2
Chris Cox
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Henry Penzi
Girl at Party
Tania Cabrera
Teenage John
Colton Shires
Plymouth PR Worker
Viera Andrea Moya
Donny
Giovanni Ribisi
Club Girl
Heajee Kim
Ellen
Lydia Hannibal
Crazy Guy
Shawn Thornton
Stagehand
Eric Weinstein
Waiter
Danny Smith
Newscaster
Mike Nikitas
Female Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Southern Newscaster
Mike Henry
Husband
Johnny Lee Davenport
Wife
Chris Everett
Guy
Patrick Warburton
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Tara Strong
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ted Danson
Jared (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Party Guest (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
Club Patron (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Concert Attendee (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
John Franchi
Liberty Mechanic (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Thomas
Matt Walsh
Tami-Lynn
Jessica Barth
Robert
Aedin Mincks
Frank
Bill Smitrovich
Screenplay
Alec Sulkin
Stunts
Kevin Scott
Luci Romberg
Mickey Giacomazzi
Sound Effects Editor
Eric A. Norris
Eddie Braun
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Anna Behlmer
Bryce Burke
Animation
Steve Budd
Wellesley Wild
Choreographer
Anthony 'Ace' Thomas
Stunt Coordinator
Scott Rogers
Second Unit Director
Producer
Jason Clark
Scott Stuber
Jill Brown
Stunt Double
Eddie Yansick
Director
Story
Sean Graham
Crystal Dalman
Phil Culotta
Costume Design
Debra McGuire
John Jacobs
Gaffer
Jeff Murrell
Director of Photography
Michael Barrett
Art Direction
E. David Cosier
Editor
Jeff Freeman
Casting
Sheila Jaffe
Original Music Composer
Walter Murphy
Production Design
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Set Decoration
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Sound Mixer
Tom Williams
Co-Producer
Eric Heffron
Mark Kamine
Visual Effects Supervisor
Blair Clark
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Avner Engel
Jimmy Almeida
Nicholas Tripodi
Trevor Hunter
Ian Mclaughlin
Kristopher Medina
Spike Silver
Amita Sahgal
Shaun Freeman
Tom Gibbons
William R. Wright
Christel Pougeoise
Jess Morris
Aaron Clement
Daniel Leavitt
Danny Southard
Larry White
Brandon Sebek
Ben Forster
Louis Jones
Neil Kennedy
Dana Reed
Bill Young
Andrea Castagnoli
Shane Hall
Andy Hass
Daniel Fotheringham
Loïc Miermont
Heath Pagram
David Good
Christopher Mullins
Mark Powers
Miles Southan
Brian Mendenhall
Scott Slater
Johnny Turco
Victoria Livingstone
Jonathan Lyons
Nathan Ross
Paul Marini
Chris Carnes
Music Supervisor
Murray Adler
Steadicam Operator
Gregory W. Smith
Still Photographer
Claire Folger
Jaimie Trueblood
Music Editor
Stan Jones
Moira Marquis
Orchestrator
Todd Sheidenberger
Executive Producer
Jon Mone
Foley Mixer
Mike Marino
Set Dresser
Timothy Lewis
Cleo Wang
John Pungitore
Terry Porter
Casting Associate
Brittany Burke
Foley Artist
Pamela Kahn
Makeup Department Head
Ann Masterson
Makeup Artist
Tracey Levy
Jimmy Duyon
Kenneth Sayers
Bruce Barris
Foley Editor
Michael Dressel
Dean Minnerly
Sound Supervisor
Elliott Koretz
Second Assistant Director
Richard Oswald
Set Designer
Bryan Felty
Timothy Rowcroft
Hair Department Head
Johnny Villanueva
Key Hair Stylist
Cheryl Daniels
Sound Designer
Ryan Bradley
Regis Harrington
Dialogue Editor
Curt Schulkey
Vanessa Lapato
Ralph Osborn
Systems Administrators & Support
Q Fortier