John Bennett
Mark Wahlberg
Lori Collins
Mila Kunis
Narrator (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Norah Jones
Sam Jones
Sam J. Jones
Tom Skerritt
Young John
Bretton Manley
John's Dad
Ralph Garman
John's Mom
Alex Borstein
Alix
John Viener
Tanya
Laura Vandervoort
Asian Man "Ming"
Robert Wu
Ted (voice)
Seth MacFarlane
Gina
Ginger Gonzaga
Tracy
Jessica Stroup
Michelle
Melissa Ordway
Greenbaum Kid
Max Harris
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
Zane Cowans
Kid #2
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #3
Owen Clarke
Heavenly
Kristina Ellery
Cherene
Katelyn Lorren
Angelique
Chanty Sok
Rex
Joel McHale
Sauvignon Blanc
Sarah Fischer
Waitress
Cassie Djerf
Guy at Table #1
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #2
Pat Shea
Guy #1
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #2
Chris Cox
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Henry Penzi
Girl at Party
Tania Cabrera
Teenage John
Colton Shires
Plymouth PR Worker
Viera Andrea Moya
Donny
Giovanni Ribisi
Club Girl
Heajee Kim
Ellen
Lydia Hannibal
Crazy Guy
Shawn Thornton
Stagehand
Eric Weinstein
Waiter
Danny Smith
Newscaster
Mike Nikitas
Female Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Southern Newscaster
Mike Henry
Husband
Johnny Lee Davenport
Wife
Chris Everett
Guy
Patrick Warburton
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Tara Strong
Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ted Danson
Jared (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Party Guest (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
Club Patron (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Concert Attendee (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
John Franchi
Liberty Mechanic (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Thomas
Matt Walsh
Tami-Lynn
Jessica Barth
Robert
Aedin Mincks
Frank
Bill Smitrovich
Screenplay
Alec Sulkin
Stunts
Kevin Scott
Luci Romberg
Mickey Giacomazzi
Sound Effects Editor
Eric A. Norris
Eddie Braun
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Anna Behlmer
Bryce Burke
Animation
Steve Budd
Wellesley Wild
Choreographer
Anthony 'Ace' Thomas
Stunt Coordinator
Scott Rogers
Second Unit Director
Producer
Jason Clark
Scott Stuber
Jill Brown
Stunt Double
Eddie Yansick
Director
Story
Sean Graham
Crystal Dalman
Phil Culotta
Costume Design
Debra McGuire
John Jacobs
Editor
Jeff Freeman
Casting
Sheila Jaffe
Production Design
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Director of Photography
Michael Barrett
Original Music Composer
Walter Murphy
Art Direction
E. David Cosier
Set Decoration
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Gaffer
Jeff Murrell
Sound Mixer
Tom Williams
Visual Effects Supervisor
Blair Clark
Unit Production Manager
Mark Kamine
First Assistant Director
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer
Avner Engel
Jimmy Almeida
Nicholas Tripodi
Daniel Leavitt
Ian Mclaughlin
Kristopher Medina
Dana Reed
Brandon Sebek
Spike Silver
Bill Young
Andrea Castagnoli
Aaron Clement
Ben Forster
Daniel Fotheringham
Shaun Freeman
Tom Gibbons
David Good
Shane Hall
Andy Hass
Trevor Hunter
Louis Jones
Neil Kennedy
Victoria Livingstone
Jonathan Lyons
Brian Mendenhall
Loïc Miermont
Jess Morris
Christopher Mullins
Heath Pagram
Christel Pougeoise
Mark Powers
Nathan Ross
Amita Sahgal
Scott Slater
Miles Southan
Danny Southard
Johnny Turco
Larry White
William R. Wright
Paul Marini
Chris Carnes
Still Photographer
Jaimie Trueblood
Claire Folger
Music Editor
Moira Marquis
Stan Jones
Music Supervisor
Murray Adler
Orchestrator
Todd Sheidenberger
Steadicam Operator
Gregory W. Smith
Executive Producer
Jon Mone
Second Assistant Director
Richard Oswald
Set Designer
Bryan Felty
Set Dresser
Timothy Lewis
John Pungitore
Timothy Rowcroft
Kenneth Sayers
Cleo Wang
Hair Department Head
Johnny Villanueva
Makeup Department Head
Ann Masterson
Makeup Artist
Tracey Levy
Key Hair Stylist
Cheryl Daniels
Bruce Barris
Foley Editor
Michael Dressel
Jimmy Duyon
Foley Artist
Pamela Kahn
Sound Supervisor
Elliott Koretz
Sound Designer
Foley Mixer
Mike Marino
Dean Minnerly
Terry Porter
Casting Associate
Brittany Burke
Ryan Bradley
Regis Harrington
Dialogue Editor
Vanessa Lapato
Curt Schulkey
Ralph Osborn
Systems Administrators & Support
Q Fortier