Satan
Maynard James Keenan
The Pope
Dee Dee Ramone
Bandit
Heather-Victoria Ray
Heather McDonnell
Betty San Luis
Cynthia Diaz
Virgin Mary
Robyn Bird
Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)
Clark O'Donnel
QVC Hostess
Mercedes DeMarko
QVC Host
Sam Heffelfinger
Grim Reaper
Jason Ross
Amish Girl
Michelle McCarty
Evil Porn Director
Jello Biafra
Various / Porn Clerk
Shannon Pezzetta
Dirty Sanchez
Shane McGeady
Guard
Bob Bannon
Jeremy Hugo
Bobby Shame
Jay Medley
Billy Puddly
Nick Epps
Cop
Zenzele Cesare
Michael Miller
Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
Bikini Girl
Theresa Jonies
Nicole Dunn
Bikini Girl (as Marquita Roane)
Marquita
Fulani Respicio
Geeta Dalal
Billie Jo Hewitt
Tanya Drayton
Brodie Budd
Maria Calinilina
Serena Perolli
Cynthia Rodriguez
Linda Nezu
Unicycle Girl
Heather Phillips
Gladiator
Don Juan
Jason Goldberg
Peasant Girl
Courtney Shea Alston
Farmer Dude
Jeffrey Wilkerson
Evil Clown
Kristoffe Brodeur
(as Felina)
Feline Fabre
Shit Dude
Allan Lane
Gary the Retard
Mini Devil
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf
Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph
Peter Grasse
Dirty Larry
Larry McGearty
Retard / Various
Bret Reilly
Director
Steve Grasse
Writer
Shymala Joshi
Sonia Kurtz
Producer
Michelle Ashley
Editor
Gabe Imlay
Art Direction
Seth Meisterman
Makeup Artist
Linda Fung
Pamela Peitzman
Mary Vanatis
Dina Weinstein
First Assistant Editor
Charles Washington Jr.
Assistant Art Director
Kate McCabe
Boom Operator
Brian Jordan
Best Boy Electric
Bernard X. Brongniart
Director of Photography
Ian Campbell
Camera Operator
Michael Kleiman
James 'Otis' Mayfield
Gaffer
Michael M. Silver
Additional Editing
Eric Hampton
Michael Mees
Location Manager
Billy Arrowood
Rhet Bear