Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Luke Wilson
Rita
Maya Rudolph
Hospital Technician
Christopher Ryan
Dr. Lexus
Justin Long
Cop #1
Heath Jones
Horny Guy
Eli Muñoz
Yuppie Husband
Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Wife
Darlene Hunt
Trashy Guy
Ryan Ransdell
Slutty Girl
Melissa Sweet
New Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas
Trashy Teen Jock
Wes Davis
Frito Pendejo
Dax Shepard
Beef Supreme
Andrew Wilson
Officer
Mark Tuner
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
Kevin Klee
Additional Officer
John Dodson
Counter Woman
Melissa Espinales
Doctor in Waiting Room
Joseph Cheatham
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #2
Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #3
Lawrence Castillo
Guy at Costco
Turk Pipkin
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Terry Crews
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Heather Kafka
Congressman #1
Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #2
Roman Ramos
Secret Service Thug
Randal Reeder
Upgrayedd
Scarface
Secretary of Energy
Brendan Hill
Brawndo CEO
Thomas Haden Church
Female Newscaster
Melissa Dawn
Male Newscaster
Derek Southers
Female Reporter
Lidia Porto
Secretary of Defense
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Stadium Guard
Gregory Kelly
Cameraman
Greg Pitts
Cop at Government Center
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Doctor
Mitch Baker
Control Room Director
Daniel Smith
Cop at Costco
Chris Warner
Trapped Man
Lonnie Nelson
Secretary of Education
Danny Cochran
Secret Service Thug #2
Marcos Martinez Rios
Narrator (voice)
Earl Mann
Secretary of State
David Herman
Attorney General (uncredited)
Sara Rue
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Evan Miller
Prisoner (uncredited)
Heath Allyn
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
Erik Anderson
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
Jason Bohn
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
Glori Renee Euwer
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Evelyn Hurley
Computer Voice (uncredited)
Tom Kenny
Townsperson (uncredited)
Max Kruemcke
Old Man (uncredited)
T.J. McFarland
Prosecutor
Sonny Castillo
Peterson (uncredited)
Jesse Medeles
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
James Moreno
Congressman (uncredited)
Dan Murphy
Steve Powers
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
Stephen Root
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Lainie Safady
Ava Knighten Santana
Kati Sharp
Party Guest (uncredited)
Michael Sorrells
Gary Teague
Bailiff
Kevin McAfee
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Curtis Wayne
Caitlin Wehrle
Heath Young
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Juror (uncredited)
Samantha Inoue Harte
Sgt. Keller
Robert Musgrave
Officer Collins
Michael McCafferty
Stunts
Arnold Chon
Jonathan Eusebio
Screenplay
Mike Judge
Producer
Director
Story
Stunt Coordinator
Eddie Perez
Jeff Schwan
Lin Oeding
Casting
Mary Vernieu
David Alvarado
Original Music Composer
Theodore Shapiro
Geo Corvera
Elysa Koplovitz Dutton
Etan Cohen
Costume Design
Debra McGuire
Executive Producer
Michael Nelson
Set Decoration
Ronald R. Reiss
Production Design
Darren Gilford
Post Production Supervisor
Jeffrey Harlacker
David McKimmie
Art Direction
William Ladd Skinner
Production Supervisor
Christine White
Art Department Coordinator
Jourdan Henderson
Casting Assistant
Venus Kanani
Editor
David Rennie
Unit Production Manager
Sheila Steele
Score Engineer
Bill Talbott
Beth Sepko
Shellie Gillespie
Set Designer
Nick Navarro
Ana Martínez
Production Coordinator
Natalie Angel
Script Supervisor
Gina Grande
Location Manager
Kelly Kernan
Casting Associate
Shalimar Reodica
Music Editor
Jordan Corngold
Director of Photography
Tim Suhrstedt
Mark Chavarria
First Assistant Director
Rip Murray
Second Assistant Director
Christina Fong
Visual Effects Producer
Susan Pickett
Dick Hancock
Laura King
Víctor Quintero
Jody Haselbarth
Josh Haggerty
Kimo Keoke
Wesley Scott
Steve Upton
Lou Slaughter
Bryon Weiss
Nathan Flores
Oscar Carles