Det. John Honeysuckle / Pantomime Horse
John Paul Fedele
Officer Katrina Lightbody / Funeral Party
A.J. Khan
Mickey Honeysuckle / Vietnam Cook / Osama Bin Laden / Voice of Hank Remmington / Dance Judge
Thomas J. Moose
Farmer / Pvt. Lewis J. Kowalski / FBI Agent / Dance Judge
Christian Girl
Lexi Martinez
Cheerleader
Frankie Babe
Maid
Robyn Hunter
Hooker
Suzie Best
Tony the Lab Guy
Tony James
Forsenics Guy / President's Bodyguard #2 / Funeral Party
Pete Smith
Funeral Vicar / SSI Officer
J. Arthur Houghton
Police Chief
Rob Taylor
Vice President Selina Moon
Mckenzie Matthews
Paris Anderson / Barn Girl
Rachel Travers
Barn Guy
Mark Venning
Forsenics Guy #2 / Funeral Party
Christopher Clark
NYPD Cop
Alan Pritchard
Funeral Party / SSI Officer
Helen Travis
Funeral Party
Beth Roberts
SSI Officer
Penelope Stoppit
Arthur Cartel
Goldie Gray
Charlotte Weaver
Angelina Havusinner
President Shrub
Frank Bowdler
Jessica Shrub
Savannah Gold
Peeping Tom
Adrian Ottiwell
Simmons
Lenny Simmons
Bob Jurunkle / Jimmy O'Connor / President's Doctor / Dance Judge / Mystery Heavyman / Funeral Party / SSI Officer / Pantomime Horse
Andy Alfrick
Hotel Manager / President's Bodyguard / Funeral Party
Les Caves
Screenplay
Andy Sawyer
Director