Jack

Neil Morrissey

Dame Dolly

Adrian Edmondson

Baron Wasteland

Griff Rhys Jones

Jill

Denise Van Outen

Goldilocks

Morwenna Banks

Fairy Godmother

Julie Walters

Tim / Baron's Henchman #1

Julian Clary

Baron's Henchman #2

Peter Serafinowicz

Harp

Will Barton

Narrator

Paul Merton

Writer

Simon Nye