Joan
Judy Tenuta
Mannie Green
Michael Lerner
Ken Osmond
Assistant at Audition
Matt Shea
Casting Lady
Deborah Theaker
Fan
Leah Stanko Mangum
Rod Van Horne
Wil Shriner
Himself
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Herself
Dana Plato
Burt Ward
Self
Erin Moran
Bridgette Oliver
Rhonda Shear
Emo Philips
Writer
Greg Glienna
Director