Calvin
Marlon Wayans
Darryl
Shawn Wayans
Soccer Mom
Molly Shannon
Brittany
Brittany Daniel
Richard
Fred Stoller
Janet
Alex Borstein
Walken
Chazz Palminteri
Self
Anastacia
Officer Wilson
Damien Dante Wayans
Bruno
John DeSantis
Dr. Murphy
Ken Kramer
The Jeweler
Kelly Coffield Park
Vanessa
Kerry Washington
Hockey Waitress
Moneca Delain
Calvin Body
Linden Porco
Gabriel Pimentel
Pops
John Witherspoon
Percy
Tracy Morgan
Greg
Lochlyn Munro
Dinosaur Rex
Rob Schneider
Jimmy
David Alan Grier
Rosco
Dave Sheridan
Policeman
Anthony Harrison
Stunts
Laura Lee Connery
Screenplay
Producer
Editor
Nick Moore
Clint Carleton
Stunt Driver
Chris Palermo
Krista Bell
Andrea Kinsky
Director
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Music
Teddy Castellucci
Makeup Supervisor
Todd Tucker
Carolyn Anderson
Director of Photography
Steven Bernstein
Property Master
R.D. 'Luther' Fairbairn
Casting
Sean Cossey
Sarah Katzman
Stuart Aikins
Makeup Department Head
Rebecca DeHerrera
Rick Alvarez
Set Decoration
Ryan James McGrath
Carpenter
Jeff MacIntyre
Animatronic and Prosthetic Effects
Keith VanderLaan
Key Hair Stylist
Debra Wiebe
Costume Design
Jori Woodman
Art Department Coordinator
Sabine Schoppel
Special Effects Coordinator
Gary Paller
Art Direction
Gwendolyn Margetson
Makeup Artist
Yvonne Connor
Lisa Beach
Tedd Kuchera
James Dickson
Hair Department Head
Linda Villalobos
Mike Jackson
Lee R. Mayes
Production Design
Leslie Dilley
Makeup Effects
Brian Sipe
Lou Carlucci
Script Supervisor
Stephanie Rossel
Compositing Artist
Craig Clarke