Helen
Helen Shapiro
Craig
Craig Douglas
TV Director
Ronnie Stevens
Frank Thornton
Head Waiter
Derek Nimmo
Spaghetti Eater
Mario Fabrizi
TV Panellist
Arnold Diamond
Narrator
Deryck Guyler
Ferdy Mayne
Town Councillor
Victor Harrington
Gardener
Bruce Lacey
Chauffeur
John Tatum
Himself
John Leyton
Herself
Priscilla Paris
Chubby Checker
Del Shannon
Himself (as Gary [U.S.] Bonds)
Gary U.S. Bonds
Mayor
Felix Felton
Police Chief
Arthur Mullard
Coffee Shop Owner
Timothy Bateson
Usher
Hugh Lloyd
Director
Richard Lester
Screenplay
Milton Subotsky
Producer
Max Rosenberg
Director of Photography
Gilbert Taylor
Art Direction
Maurice Carter
Original Music Composer
Ken Thorne
Editor
Bill Lenny
Boom Operator
Ken Ritchie