Edward
Kal Penn
Peter
Adam Campbell
Museum Curator
David Carradine
Monk (uncredited)
Phillip Sanchez
Warrior (uncredited)
Matt Weinglass
Bond Girl
Michelle Lang
Aslo
Fred Willard
Harry Potter
Kevin McDonald
Ron
George Alvarez
Hermoine
Crista Flanagan
Flight Attendant
Dana Seltzer
Albus Dumbledore
Dane Farwell
Cyclops
Tad Hilgenbrink
Magneto
Jim Piddock
Wolverine
Vince Vieluf
White Bitch
Jennifer Coolidge
Storm
Kahshanna Evans
Rogue
Lindsey Kraft
Nacho Libre
Jareb Dauplaise
Chanchito
Rico Rodriguez
Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch
Danny Jacobs
Ashton Kutcher
David Lehre
Samuel Jackson
James Walker Sr.
Kanye West
Tysen Knight
Paris Hilton
Alla Petrou
Mel Gibson
Gregory Jbara
Lucy
Jayma Mays
Singing Pirate Girl
Jill Latiano Howerton
Flavor Flav
Abe Spigner
P. Diddy Faun
Shawn McDonald
Lauren Conrad
Harry Beaver (voice)
Katt Williams
Lead Archer
Nick Steele
Woodsman
Brennan Thomas
Aslo's Camp Band
David J. Catching
Jesse Hughes
Brian O'Connor
Susan
Faune Chambers Watkins
Gene Trautmann
Pirate with Heart
Kenny Yates
Pirate
D.J. Dierker
Taran Killam
Jeremy Rowley
Pirate Wench
Qiana Chase
Jillian Grace
Masha Lund
Pollyanna Uruena
Sara Jean Underwood
Willy
Crispin Glover
Cribs Faun
Olivia Hardt
Zee James
Ginny Jones
Britten Kelley
Arielle Vandenberg
Aslo's Girl
Heather Storm
Jogging Girl
Irina Voronina
Wardrobe Girl
Audra Lynn
James Bond
Darko Belgrade
Brookelyn Freed
Bink
Tony Cox
Blacksmith
Sabi Dorr
Silas the Monk
David Whatley-Zepeda
Prison Guard
Mike Grief
Breast Bite Woman
Mary Castro
Nose Bite Guy
Ron Léroy
Crotch Bite Guy
Thomas Van Tassel
Morphed Mystique
Lichelle D. Ebner
Thug
Paul Zies
Narrator (voice)
Roscoe Lee Browne
Oompa Loompa
Ronald Lee Clark
Mr. Tumnus
Héctor Jiménez
Joe Gieb
Arturo Gil
Ricardo Gil
Michael Lee Gogin
Joseph S. Griffo
Pancho Moler
Mighty Mike Murga
Mark Povinelli
Jon Simanton
David Steinberg
Captain Jack Swallows
Darrell Hammond
John Tamaki
Kevin Thompson
Willy Dance Double
Tyce Diorio
Curator Dance Double
Richard Steelo Vasquez
Dancing Pirate Girl
Megan Hiratzka
Samantha Faye Lee
Breakdancing Pirate
Philip Albuquerque
Jaime Burgos III
Oren Michaeli
Dancing Soldier
Frankie DeMiranda
Mystique
Carmen Electra
Madd Chadd
Chadd Smith
Michael Jackson
Anwar Burton
Daniel
Yousef Abu-Taleb
Silas (uncredited)
Kevin Hart
Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)
Scott L. Schwartz
The Hot Nun (uncredited)
Monica Ford
John Eric Brown
Man-Boobs! (uncredited)
Dave Gist
Oompa Loompa (uncredited)
Jon Overgaauw
Donna Russo
Stunts
Sala Baker
Joey Box
Director
Aaron Seltzer
Writer
Joni Avery
Original Music Composer
Edward Shearmur
Makeup Department Head
Douglas Noe
Stunt Coordinator
Keith Adams
Second Unit Director
Tanoai Reed
Music Supervisor
Dave Jordan
Stunt Double
Cheyenne Ellis
Executive Producer
Arnon Milchan
Jason Friedberg
Prosthetics
Gary Archer
Clay Cullen
Helena Barrett
Sandra Lee Gimpel
Editor
Peck Prior
Director of Photography
Shawn Maurer
Production Design
William A. Elliott
Set Decoration
Teresa Visinare
Casting
Amanda Harding
Amanda Koblin
Jojo Villanueva
Producer
Paul Schiff
Script Supervisor
Faith Conroy
Costume Design
Frank Helmer
Set Costumer
Tricia Yoo
Summer Ramsey
Heather Patton
Costume Supervisor
Mary Matthews
Michelle Matt
Nazhat Hester
Sound Effects Editor
Dino DiMuro
Dan Hegeman
Sound Editor
Xavier Horan
Visual Effects Producer
Greg Baxter
Visual Effects Supervisor
Ariel Velasco-Shaw
Art Direction
Daniel A. Lomino
Hair Department Head
Candy L. Walken
Sound Mixer
David Wyman
Property Master
Tony Bonaventura
Set Designer
John Warnke
Art Department Coordinator
Dawn Ascher-Trevino
Supervising Sound Editor
Anna MacKenzie
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Adam Jenkins
Orest Sushko
Key Makeup Artist
David DeLeon
Leslie Devlin
Makeup Artist
Silvina Knight
Foley Artist
Zane D. Bruce
Color Timer
Jim Passon
Negative Cutter
Gary Burritt