One night in New York, a young Woody Allen meets an old Woody Allen having a drink in a bar. Briefly amazed by this impossible situation, they immediately begin to talk about love, sex, religion and death.
A retelling of Dragon Ball's origin with a different take on the meeting of Goku, Bulma, and Kame-Sen'nin. It also retells the Red Ribbon Army story; but this time they find Goku rather than Goku finding them.
On “Voice in My head” Titus goes after the inner idiot in all of us. The Voice in his head that is obviously not his friend. From waterskiing behind a drag boat to “playing” with the attack dogs Titus shows there is no limit to his stupidity. Just when you think you know where he is going he tells the story of his 30 million dollar fuck up. You read it right, then he wades into the darkest year of his life all the while keeping it funny. The 30 minute story about meeting Bruce Springsteen ends this one hour and forty six minute epic in a way that will make you laugh your ass off. That is if you have any ass to laugh off after the first hour and fifteen.
The Minions fight over a delicious banana... but is that all they want?!
A continuation of the documentary spoof of what Thor and his roommate Darryl were up to during the events of "Captain America: Civil War". While Cap and Iron Man duke it out, Thor tries to pay Darryl his rent in Asgardian coins.
Spider-man must rescue the beautiful daughter of the evil Dr. Lightning.
تيمون النمس وبومبا الخنزير هم صديقان صدوقان والأبطال المجهولين في السافانا الأفريقية. يعيدك هذا الفيلم المرسوم إلى الوراء - الوراء جداً - قبل أن تبدأ مغامرة سِمبا. سوف تكتشف كل شيء عن تيمون وبومبا وتشاركهم مغامرتهم أثناء بحثهم عن المنزل المثالي ومحاولة تربية شبل أسد متقلب.
القصة التي تجري في منتصف بامبي ديزني الأصلي، مع الأمير العظيم من الغابات التعامل مع أمهاتهم بامبي الآن. وكان عنوان أول مرة بامبي والأمير العظيم، ولكن تم تغيير اسمها بامبي وولي العظمى من الغابات والثاني في وقت لاحق بامبي
انتهى الفصل الدراسي الثاني وبدأ جريج في الاستعداد للتمتع بعطلة الصيف، لكن جميع مخططاته تنتهي بالفشل. ترى ماذا سيفعل لقضاء تلك العطلة الصيفية والاستمتاع بها؟
When a rival nation sends troops to invade the Song Dynasty, the emperor sends general Yang Ye (Adam Cheng) to defend the nation. However, Yang's place in the court is shaky due to a feud with Pan Renmei caused by the accidental death of his son at the hands of one of Yang's sons. At the battle, Yang is abandoned by Pan's troops, leaving him trapped in the face of an attack by Yeli Yuan (Shao Bing), an enemy general who wants to kill Yang to avenge his father. After learning about their father's predicament, Yang Ye's seven sons set out to rescue their father at any cost.
Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers.
To save the world, Mothra goes back in time in an attempt to defeat a younger King Ghidorah.
World traveler and adventurer Gulliver is invited to return to Lilliput, the town he previously saved from the enemy fleet of the neighboring Blefuscu.
DVD1: Live At Joe Louis Arena Detroit,MI - April 4th, 1986 Live At Roskilde Festival, Festivwalpladsen, Roskilde, Denmark - July 6th, 1986 MTV Heavy Metal Mania DVD2: Live At Aichi Kinro Kaikan, Nagoya, Japan - November 17th, 1986 4th, 1986 Masa Ito Interview MTV News Interviews DVD2: Live At Aichi Kinro Kaikan, Nagoya, Japan - November 17th, 1986 Masa Ito Interview DVD2-17 Excerpt From "Music Tomato World" Interviewer – Masa Ito* 8:00 MTV News Interviews DVD2-18 James & Kirk 8:19 DVD2-19 Lars & Jason - Part 1 16:59 DVD2-20 Lars & Jason - Part 2 12:16 Credits DVD2-21 Credits 1:16
At the end of September 1941, Soviet artillery troops in besieged Leningrad realize that pretty soon they will fire their last shot, and after that the defense of the city will be doomed. The film is based on a true event: a small group of fearless soldiers transported a large supply of gunpowder through enemy lines to Leningrad.
منذ أربعة عشر مائة عام ، سارت نفس معذبة على الأرض لم تكن إنسانًا ولا إلهًا. كان هرقل الابن القوي للملك الإله زيوس ، لذلك لم يتلق شيئًا سوى المعاناة طوال حياته. بعد اثني عشر عملاً شاقًا وفقدان عائلته ، أدارت هذه الروح المظلمة المنهكة من العالم ظهرها للآلهة لتجد عزائها الوحيد في معركة دامية. على مر السنين استعد لرفقة ستة أرواح متشابهة ، وكان رابطهم الوحيد هو حبهم للقتال ووجود الموت. هؤلاء الرجال والنساء لا يتساءلون أبدًا عن المكان الذي يذهبون إليه للقتال أو لماذا أو من ، بالضبط كم سيدفعون. الآن استأجر ملك تراقيا هؤلاء المرتزقة لتدريب رجاله ليصبحوا أعظم جيش في كل العصور. لقد حان الوقت لهذه المجموعة من الأرواح الضائعة أن تفتح أعينها أخيرًا على المدى الذي سقطوا فيه عندما يتعين عليهم تدريب جيش ليصبح قاسًا وعطشًا للدماء كما أصبحت سمعتهم.
تدور أحداث الفيلم حول فريق (جي آي جو) الاستخباراتي، والمزود بأحدث الأجهزة في عالم التجسس وأرقى التقنيات، والذين يعملون علي إيقاف منظمة إرهابية تدعى (كوبرا) والتي تحاول تدمير العالم.
Women are practically throwing themselves at Rich and he can’t seem to control himself. But he continually blames his penis, which seems to have a mind of its own. After ruining yet another promising relationship with Jamie, Rich has finally had enough and wishes his penis would just leave him alone. The next morning, Rich wakes up to find his wish has come true and his johnson is no longer on his body. Even worse, Rich is shocked to discover that his penis has taken human form...