Big Chris
Vinnie Jones
Tom
Jason Flemyng
Little Chris
Peter McNicholl
'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
P.H. Moriarty
Dog
Frank Harper
Plank
Steve Sweeney
Paul
Huggy Leaver
Mickey
Ronnie Fox
John
Tony McMahon
Nick the Greek
Stephen Marcus
Rory Breaker
Vas Blackwood
JD
Sting
Soap
Dexter Fletcher
Dean
Jake Abraham
Traffic Warden
Rob Brydon
Lenny
Stephen Callender-Ferrier
Boxing Gym Bouncer
Steve Collins
Nathan
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Tanya
Vera Day
Don
Jimmy Flint
Alan / Narrator
Alan Ford
Phil
Sydney Golder
Slick
Alex Hall
Eddy
Nick Moran
Doorman
John Houchin
Policeman
Derek Howard
Barfly Jack
Danny John-Jules
Gordon
Bal Jusar
Drowning Man
Tim Maurice-Jones
Gary
Victor McGuire
Serg
Mark Mooney
Gloria
Suzy Ratner
Samoan Jo
David Reid
Graham Stevens
Bacon
Jason Statham
John O'Driscoll
James Tarbuck
Man in Pub
Andrew Tiernan
Frazer
Richard Vanstone
Yuppy in Car
Matthew Vaughn
Winston
Steven Mackintosh
J
Nicholas Rowe
Charles
Nick Marcq
Willie
Charles Forbes
Barry the Baptist
Lenny McLean
Original Music Composer
John Murphy
Producer
Casting
Guy Ritchie
Screenplay
Director
Stunts
Richard Graydon
Director of Photography
David A. Hughes
Production Design
Iain Andrews
Celestia Fox
Editor
Niven Howie
Eve Mavrakis
Set Decoration
Jac Hyman
Second Assistant Director
Daniel Toland
Third Assistant Director
Ben Burt
First Assistant Director
Costume Design
Stephanie Collie
Sound Recordist
Simon Hayes
Stunt Coordinator
Glenn Marks
Stunt Driver
Sy Holland