Mr. Five
Robert Townsend
Brendan
Josh Zuckerman
Teacher
Claire Riley
Paramedic
Linda Ko
Temptor
Scott McNeil
Trekkie
Charles Buettner
Randy
Kyle Labine
Taline
Natasha Wilson
Heather
Nicki Clyne
Blair
Kristie Marsden
Chad
Brent Glenen
Doctor
Henry Mah
Mephisto
Stuart Margolin
Tom's Dad
Adrien Dorval
Grace
Merrilyn Gann
Highway Patrol Officer
Dion Johnstone
Hagup
James Michalopolous
Minion
Scott Wilson
Rude boy
Aaron Grain
Swing Dancer
Kerry Blouin
Himself
Joe Mantegna
Friendly Letter Carrier
Jason Griffith
Carl
Gus Lynch
Tom
Noel Fisher
Twyla / Su Su
Caroline Elliott
Ginger
Iris Quinn
Joe Huntoon
Stephen E. Miller
Loretta
Crystal Heidrick
Babylonia
Morgan Fairchild
Grammy
Betty Phillips
Writer
Thom Eberhardt
Director
Stunt Coordinator
Ernie Jackson
Stunt Double
Lauro David Chartrand-DelValle
Producer
Robert Halmi Jr.
Executive Producer
Adam Leipzig
Daniel Ostroff
Rose Lam
Director of Photography
Raymond Brounstein
Production Design
Bob Bottieri
Gaffer
Peter G. Capadouca
Editor
Shannon Mitchell
Casting
Carol Kelsay
Art Direction
Jeremy Stanbridge
Costume Designer
Cynthia Ann Summers
Makeup Designer
Bill Terezakis