Heironymous Merkin
Anthony Newley
Polyester Poontang
Joan Collins
Skinny Writer
Ronald Rubin
Producer Peter
Louis Negin
Producer Ron
Tom Stern
Filigree Fondle
Judy Cornwell
Little Assistance
Margaret Nolan
Trampolena Whambang
Yolanda
Salesgirl
Lynda Baron
Uncle Limelight
Bruce Forsyth
Goodtime Eddie Filth
Milton Berle
Fat Writer
Stubby Kaye
The Presence
George Jessel
Mercy Humppe
Connie Kreski
Thaxted
Alexander Newley
Thumbelina
Tara Newley
Grandma
Patricia Hayes
Opening Title Sequence
Richard Williams
Director of Photography
Otto Heller
Director
Writer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Herman Raucher
Editor
Bernard Gribble
Art Direction
Bill Constable
Set Decoration
Scott Slimon
Associate Producer
George Fowler
Lyricist
Herbert Kretzmer