Riley Haskell
Greyston Holt
Jeff Hanson
Jeff Carlson
Precious
Scott Patey
Henri
Hunter Elliott
Tweaker
Samuel Patrick Chu
Shayne Baker
Emma Lahana
Mr. Baker
Adrian Hough
Hope
Sara Canning
Mark
Peter Benson
Dickie Dunn III
Brett Kelly
Steve Hanson
Steve Carlson
Jack Hanson
David Hanson
Bernie Frazier
Lynda Boyd
Kain Frazier
Ryan McDonell
Self
Mark Messier
Doug Gilmour
Mayor of Charlestown
Leslie Nielsen
Alex Gorrall
Tyler Johnston
Director
Richard Martin
Characters
Nancy Dowd
Writer
Brad Riddell