Ted
Keanu Reeves
Bill / Granny Preston
Alex Winter
Joanna
Sarah Trigger
Colonel Oats
Chelcie Ross
Gatekeeper
Taj Mahal
Bach
Robert Noble
Thomas Edison
Hal Landon Sr.
Ria Paschelle
Eleni Kelakos
Deputy James
Roy Brocksmith
Mr. Preston
J. Patrick McNamara
1st Seance Member
Dana Stevens
2nd Seance Member
Valerie Spencer
Grim Reaper
William Sadler
3rd Seance Member
Kathryn Miller
4th Seance Member
Carol Rosenthal
"Ugly" Seance Member
Chris Matheson
"Stupid" Seance Member
Ed Solomon
Dark Figure
Anthony G. Schmidt
Young Ted
Brendan Ryan
Young Bill
William Thorne
Station
Ed Gale
Arturo Gil
Big Station
Tom Allard
De Nomolos
Joss Ackland
Heavenly Greeter
Terry Finn
Albert Einstein
John Ehrin
Benjamin Franklin
Don Forney
Good Robot Bill
Michael Chambers
Good Robot Ted
Taco Falcon
George Washington Carver
Ed Cambridge
Confucius
Tad Horino
The Smoker
Peter Hewitt
Primus
Les Claypool
Tim Alexander
Ms. Wardroe
Pam Grier
Larry Lalonde
Kate Axelrod
Tanya Newbould
The Devil/Station/Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited)
Frank Welker
Station (uncredited)
Tony Cox
Futuristic Student (uncredited)
Tery Lockett
Nigel in Heaven (uncredited)
Michael Mills
Bit Part (uncredited)
Dennis Ott
Trenchcoat Man in Heaven (uncredited)
Tom Stern
Rufus
George Carlin
Missy
Amy Stoch
Sir James Martin
Jim Martin
Captain Logan
Hal Landon Jr.
Elizabeth
Annette Azcuy
Stunts
Eurlyne Epper
Thomas Robinson Harper
Pat Romano
Production Design
David L. Snyder
Director of Photography
Oliver Wood
Executive Producer
Ted Field
Screenplay
Characters
Co-Producer
Paul Aaron
Scott Wilder
Original Music Composer
David Newman
Music
Steve Vai
Director
Stunt Coordinator
Glenn R. Wilder
Janet Lee Orcutt
Robert W. Cort
Producer
Scott Kroopf
Editor
David Finfer
Production Manager
Neil Machlis
Rick Finkelstein
Costume Design
Marie France
Hairstylist
Carol A. O'Connell
Co-Executive Producer
Connie Tavel
Makeup Artist
Robin Beauchesne
Set Decoration
Robin Peyton
Art Direction
Gregory Pickrell
Barry Spikings
Stephen Deutsch
Chris Butler
Erwin Stoff
Casting
Karen Rea
Tabby Hanson
Jamie Jo Medearis
David LeBell
Randy Lamb
Monty Cox
Clarke Coleman
Gaffer
James B. Crawford
Special Effects Coordinator
Stan Parks
Second Unit Director
Richard Yuricich
First Assistant Director
Barry K. Thomas