Mark
Ian Williams
Simon
Thomas Arklie
Chris
Robert Sturtz
Man in Gym
Benjamin Sterz
Terry
Tony Slattery
Leather Man
Brian Carter
Dogger
John Altman
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Gordon Alexander
Siobban
Dillie Keane
Siobhan's First Lover
Nicholas Harrison
Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)
Ian McKellen
Sinitta
Mrs. Pignon
Caroline Munro
1st Poxy Shirt Lifter
Paul Cottingham
Bodybuilder
Lloyd T. Williams
Editor
Jeffrey Arsenault
Writer
Johnny Byrne
Paul McEvoy
Director
Peter Mackenzie Litten
Cinematography
John Ward
Foley Artist
Jack Stew
Producer
Gary Fitzpatrick
Executive Producer
Stephen Garbutta
Original Music Composer
Roger Bolton
Art Direction
Geoffrey Sharpe
Makeup Artist
Helen Lennox
Daniel Phillips