Nick Twisp / François Dillinger
Michael Cera
Sheeni Saunders
Portia Doubleday
Lacey
Ari Graynor
Paul Saunders
Justin Long
Taggarty
Rooney Mara
Bernice Lynch
Jade Fusco
Matron
Lise Lacasse
Mrs. Saunders
Mary Kay Place
Trent
Jonathan B. Wright
Old Man
Michael Collins
Sailor #1
Gregory F. Anderson
Sailor #2
Connell Brown
Estelle Twisp
Jean Smart
Officer #1
Randy Godwin
Officer #2
Tony Fanning
Headmistress
Francine Roussel
Illegal Immigrant #1
Chuy Chávez
Illegal Immigrant #2
Miguel Arteta
Officer A. Fanning
Bruce Lawson
Officer T. Cahill
Sudhi Rajagopal
Store Clerk
Roz Music
Teenage Girl
Christa B. Allen
Jock Guy
Trevor Duke-Moretz
Mr. Saunders
M. Emmet Walsh
Sheeni Consultant
JoAnn Fregalette Jansen
George Twisp
Steve Buscemi
Vijay Joshi
Adhir Kalyan
Mr. Ferguson
Fred Willard
Lance Wescott
Ray Liotta
Jerry
Zach Galifianakis
Lefty
Erik Knudsen
Stunt Driver
Melissa R. Stubbs
Editor
Pamela Martin
Executive Producer
Harvey Weinstein
Production Assistant
Alex Charak
Bob Weinstein
Producer
David Permut
Stunts
Diana R. Lupo
Billy D. Lucas
Director
Screenplay
Gustin Nash
Director of Photography
Original Music Composer
John Swihart
Video Assist Operator
Gil Kanat
Novel
C.D. Payne