John Bourgignon
John Candy
Chick Leff
Joe Flaherty
Dr. Ted
Paul Dooley
Bruno
Ronald E. House
Clarence
Kurtwood Smith
Muhammed Jerome Willy
Ernie Hudson
Francine
Gloria Gifford
Wallace Jefferson
Frantz Turner
Public Defender
Murphy Dunne
Minister
Beans Morocco
Judge
Julius Harris
Skipper / Kung Fu Leader
Bill Saluga
Sal DiPasquale
Eugene Levy
Shirley, News Reporter
Kathy Bendett
Sal's Secretary
Brenda Currin
Princess Anderson
Hope Haves
Kitten Anderson
Natasha Ryan
Mom Jr.
Mark Bringelson
Biker Leader
Tino Insana
Outside Biker
Mike Moroff
Rooster
John Paragon
Pink Punker
Mimi Seaton
Misty
Lynn Hallowell
Nancy Reese
Alley Mills
Claudell
Larry Poindexter
Waitress
Marianne Muellerleile
Bailiff
Ken Letner
Kung Fu Girl
Rosalind Chao
Kung Fu Fighter
Jeff Imada
George Cheung
James Lew
Eric Lee
Danny Wong
Aerobics Leader
Karen Leigh Hopkins
Ed Reese
Pat Hingle
Aerobics Dancer
Sioux Marcelli
Margie O'Malley
Jennifer Perito
Ade Small
Patricia Ann Douglas
Ercelle Johnson
Kathleen R. White
Elaine Bolton
Sarah M. Miles
Judy Piercey
Patti Reese
Ann Bronston
Leeyan Granger
Denise McKenna
Laurie Manning
Helene Phillips
Sara Jane Gould
Elvis Look-Alike #1
Pete Willcox
Elvis Look-Alike #2
Aaron King
Dolly Parton Look-Alike
Sharon Peters
Man with Bag
Archie Lang
Prisoner #1
Don Sherman
Mrs. Reese
Eve Brent
Bobby, Cameraman
Robert Bakanic
Usher
Jeff Viola
Margaret Anderson
Elinor Donahue
Grandmother Reese
Elizabeth Kerr
Rev. Sun Yi Day
Richard Libertini
Angela
Dixie Carter
Director
David Steinberg
Writer
Dana Olsen