Eddie Thornton
Jonathan Silverman
Anne Parker
Kristy Swanson
Charlene
Morgan Fairchild
Justin
Patrick Kwok-Choon
Film Crew Member
Ian Tench
Assistant Director
Nikki Barnett
Norman the Magician
Brian Downey
Captain Patrick O'Malley
J. Thomas Scott
Burly Crew Man
Jacob Sampson
Sandra
Onika Drabble
Callie
Katherine Shore
Little Girl with Bike
Aaliyah Arab
Grace O'Malley
Jayne Eastwood
Lady at Bus Stop
Marguerite McNeil
Animal Sounds (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Duncan
Richard Dumont
Phil
David DeLuise
Sam Parker
Bretton Manley
Fritz Bruchschnauser / Howard Belch
Jeffrey Combs
Simon
Alec Mapa
Trentino
Brian George
The real Fritz Bruchschnauser
Udo Kier
Dr. Kelp
Colin Mochrie
Director
Ron Oliver
Writer
Director of Photography
C. Kim Miles
Editor
Heath Ryan
Producer
Albert T. Dickerson III
Music
Chris Hajian
Casting
Ivy Isenberg