Noddy
Neil Morrissey
Kim
Amanda Noar
Satanist High Priest
Brendan Donnison
P.C. Ben E. Dorm
Graham Padden
Hospital Nurse
Paula Ann Bland
Hospital Sister
Teddie Thompson
Bike Shop Dealer
Terence Budd
Mrs. Bancroft
Ann Casson
Mr. Bancroft
Douglas Campbell
Curate
Richard Smith
P.C. Harold
Roy Alon
Old Man
Frederick Eaves
Inspector Cleaver
Michael Elphick
Pub Landlord
Ed Devereaux
Graffiti Artist
Howard Belgard
Jim Allan
P.C. Doughnut
James McCarthy
W.P.C. Hotdog
Pauline Bennion
P.C. Splattered
Nigel Campbell
Drunk Driver
Peter Brookes
Hospital Receptionist
Teresa Campbell
Ambulance Man
Jay Roberts
Alan Frank
Priest
Anthony Daniels
Traffic Warden
Jenny Roberts
Prostitute
Charlotte Martin
Gym Trainer
Peter Lovstrom
Dave Morris
Jim, Despatch Rider
Scott Adkins
Clive, Despatch Rider
John Wolskel
Milkman
Tommy Moon
Slasher the Dog
Doughnut Noar-Morrissey
Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)
David Haydn-Jones
Funeral Priest
Ian Brooker
Roach
Andrew Powell
Old Man's Nurse
Dinah Blunt
Moped Rider
Colin Campbell
Mrs. P.C. Harold
Esta Charkham
Bodybuilder
Richard Francis
Nick Hennegan
Aidan Trimble
Eileen Carrick
Hospital Patient
Mark Finn
Pip Vicary
Dave Webb
Chopper
George Rossi
Debby Jones
Marion Bell
Concerned Neighbour
Simon Sayce
Warwick Sayce
Mycal Miller
Rebecca Waters
Adam Campbell
Victor (uncredited)
Solly Assa
Buzzer
Daniel Peacock
First Road Toad
Midge Taylor
Desk Sergeant
David Daker
Fu King Owner
Burt Kwouk
Stunts
Tip Tipping
Director
Dirk Campbell
Screenplay
Producer
Associate Producer
Director of Photography
Tom Ingle
Editor
Stunt Coordinator
Electrician
Martin Holland
Assistant Director
Simon Vicary
Continuity
Emma Thomas
Nigel Mercer
Makeup Artist
Susie Lawley Wakelin
Boom Operator
John Coates
Dialogue Editor
Ian Wilkinson
Costume Designer
Denver Hall
Foley Mixer
Nigel Edwards
Sound Recordist
Steven Phillips
Gaffer
Jim McBride
Grip
Tony Sankey
Production Secretary
Carolyn Duffell
Original Music Composer
Dean Friedman