Ivanna Dance / Demanda
Julie Strain
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Lloyd Kaufman
News Anchor
Jason Sklar
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Debbie Rochon
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Joe Fleishaker
Himself
James Gunn
James' Assistant
Elizabeth Johnson
Sally Sterks
India Allen
Deke the Red Herring
Ronn Surels
Larry the Stripper
Antonia Dorian
Lesbian Art Student #1
Isabelle Stephen
Lesbian Art Student #2
Kelli Powers
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Arban Ornelas
Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Jamie Greco
Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)
Ron Jeremy
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Trey Parker
Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Timothy Muskatell
Fake Zit Guy
Josh Taylor
Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)
Ted Raimi
Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy
John Williamette
Purse Snatcher
Adam Jahnke
Monster Meat
James Ojala
Office Chair Victim
Paul Salamoff
Sexy Asian Vampire
Masuimi Max
Black Guy #2
Kevin Thigpen
Bouncer
Gared Williams
Guy at the Party
Trent Haaga
Ramzi Abed
Party Goer
Lizzy Strain
Eli Roth
Doug Sakmann
Himself (uncredited)
Stephen Blackehart
Woman on Balcony (uncredited)
Crystal Cartwright
Party Goer (uncredited)
Wes Craven
Travis Dance
Kevin Eastman
New Found Glory
People at the Party
Mark Gagliardi
Tamela
Smokey Miles
James Lynch
Leroy Patterson
Phil Haney
Penny Folger
Paul Malcolm Pruett
People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)
Nicole Talley
Timmy
Rob Zazzali
Heather Darling
Voice Over
Lisa Michelle Axelrod
J.D. Brown
Lenora Claire
Self
Josi Kat
Soul Stripper
Lesbian Vampire
D.M. Schofield
Zafer UlKucu
Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)
Gabriel Friedman
(uncredited)
Marc Gras
Chief Doublestump
Joel Himelhoch
Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Edward Havens
Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)
Chris Lanphear
Mr. Freaky (uncredited)
Sam Macaroni
Door Girl (uncredited)
Terryn Westbrook
Private Dick Sam Black
Elwood Carlisle
Racoon Head
Jorge Garcia
Randy Sklar
Line Producer
Director
Chad Ferrin
Executive Producer
Michael Herz
Producer
Editor
Brian Spitz
Dave Paiko
Production Manager
Writer
Mark C. Adams
Director of Photography
Steven Vasquez
Original Music Composer
Purple Pam Shelby
Justin Remer