President Chet Roosevelt
John Ritter
Monty Rushmore
Harvey Korman
Larry Miller (Poopy Butt)
Jay Leno
Himself
Peter Marshall
Missy, VP Advertising
Nellie Bellflower
Mouling Jackson
Zane Buzby
Danny Olson
Terence McGovern
Jimmy Dumphy
Tommy Lasorda
Big Jim, VP Research
Jimmy Weldon
David Eisenhower
Robert Beer
Moishe Weitzman
Allan Arbus
Abdul Muhammad
David Opatoshu
Vincent Vanderhoff
Fred Willard
Narrator
George Carlin
Student
Janie Squire
Americathon Stage Dancer
Dorothy Stratten
Chris Broder
Geno Andrews
Dancer
Cynthia Windham
Sam Birdwater
Chief Dan George
Jerry
Richard Schaal
Eric McMurkin
Peter Riegert
Lucy Beth
Nancy Morgan
Oklahoma Daredevil, Roy Budnitz
Meat Loaf
The Earl of Manchester
Elvis Costello
Kip Margolis
Howard Hesseman
Producer
Joe Roth
Director
Neal Israel
Screenplay
Michael Mislove
Monica Johnson
Title Designer
Dan Perri
Adaptation
Phil Proctor
Theatre Play
Stunts
Gene LeBell
Peter Bergman
Associate Producer
David Nichols
Executive Producer
Edward Rosen
Original Music Composer
Tom Scott
Director of Photography
Gerald Hirschfeld
Editor
David Blangsted
Supervising Film Editor
John C. Howard
Production Design
Stan Jolley
Costume Design
Daniel Paredes